The town mayor - also the father of three Guidos - was acting as a witness in some sort of court case, and in order to prove his credibility, he proudly announced that he would defer the award of $1125 he was being offered for his services, and take a mere fee of $15. His sons stood around him, glowing orangely and flexing in their sleeveless ultra-deep V-neck tees.
I later went home and found a stack of bizarre fetish porn mags on my front porch - one of which was titled 'Glow' - which seemed to be centered around amptuees or possibly seal impersonators.
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